Pop-Tarts

I’ve just discovered that Cherry Pop-Tarts taste sort of like stale crackers with congealed cough syrup on them. I highly recommend sticking with grape or strawberry (and make sure you get the ones with white frosting and those little colored binkies). Caution is advised in the case of the strawberry Pop-Tarts however as they may be put to use as cheap incendiary devices. Oh, and I would have provided a nice link to the Kellog’s Pop-Tarts web site but it’s just a bunch of non-standard, plug-in requiring stuff. All you get with a standard web browser is a black page with a couple of broken links on it.

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